8 rules dating my daughter cast
” As a dad, I have some basic rules, which I have carved into two stone tablets that I have on display in my living room. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.
Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.
Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
“So,” I’ll call out jovially, “I see you have your nose pierced.
Is that because you’re stupid, or did you merely want to APPEAR stupid?
(I checked into it and the cost is prohibitive.) I merely told him that I thought writing the rules on his arm with a ball point might be inadequate – ink washes off – and that my wood burning set was probably a better alternative.