Alpaca kingdom dating sim
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Knowing whether you can see love in those beady, alpaca eyes, or whether your partner would let you ride on their alpaca back, is something all couples face sooner or later.
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(Japanese: パカプラス) is a 2011 comedy/parody dating sim/visual novel by doujin group Paco Project.
The protagonist, Saeki Kazuma, and his girlfriend Izumi Yukari go on a date to the alpaca kingdom.
It's up to you whether you want to court heartthrobs like the smug King Jean, a steampunk zombie named JJ, and a flamboyant socialite by the name of Orlando.
Play this one with an open mind, and an open heart.
When you meet them for the first time, they have a human form as well, but for the rest of the game, you're trying to romance these pigeons in their actual pigeon form.