Dating line pick up
So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance. I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you. If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see dozen of the most beautiful things. Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped. I may not be the best looking guy here but I am the only one talking to you. If I tell you that you have a great body, will you hold it against me? If I had a nickel every time I saw someone as beautiful as you then I would have 5 cents. Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? I just realized this that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Boy: Because you’ve been running through my mind day and night. If I’d say that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? If you were the new burger at Mc Donald’s, you would be the Mc Gorgeous.
You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by.
You must be the reason for all of these global warming effects because you’re really hot.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Your eyes just match your blouse or dress perfectly.
Damn, you’re so gorgeous you made me forget what my pick up line was. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Your name must be Daisy, because I have the urge to plant you right here. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…