Dating tips christian man woman
Spend the day before your date with at least 6-hours of solitary prayer in a prayer-closet or a confined area. Ask Jesus to help you control your lust and pray that you will have a nightly emission before the date, thus making it easier for your carnal mind to operate on a level that is strictly spiritual.Do not masturbate in your prayer-closet unless you are thinking about Jesus.
He always lets the girl know where he stands so she feels secure and isn’t left guessing.Use an ace bandage or knitting yarn to tie your penis back against your stomach or underneath your hiney.If you tuck instead of tie, make sure that the tip of your penis does not curl back far enough to enter the hole in your hiney where you go poopy out of - otherwise you might accidentally sodomize yourself and inadvertently become a homosexual.It is always handy to have the engagement ring available.When you are on the date, use awkward moments of silence to quote scripture, or sing a favorite hymn. If she is not woo'd by this, it is a sign that she might be possessed by a demon.
Head lice are very common among Christian men, especially Pentecostals.